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1.5sI don't like fighting in front of the kids.
1.57sNo, I want to fight in front of the kids.
1.97sI feed off the excitement of an audience.
2.79sPeter, for once, you're going to stay here and help around the house.
2.52sNow, I need you to watch Stewie till I get back.
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1.97sWhoever did this, thank you.
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2.39sAll right, Stewie, since Lois says I got to keep an eye on you,
2.24swe might as well have some father-son time.
2.72sSo I'm gonna measure your penis and then I'm gonna measure my penis,
1.55sand we're gonna see whose is bigger.
1.3sDoesn't really seem fair.
1.53sAll right, let's see what you got.
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1.95sStupid game anyway.
1.3sFEMALE ANNOUNCER: Hey, kids, coming up next,
2.8sit's the Jolly Farm Revue marathon.
1.97sNo, no, don't switch it. I want to watch Jolly Farm.
3.6sSon of a bitch. I got to spend the rest of the day watching stupid kid shows.