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1.7sLOIS: Where'd you take all these pictures?
1.33sPETER: You know, coffee houses,
1.7sChevy dealerships, all the usual places.
1.55sPeter, you're not doing that.
2.47sI got a ton of errands to run, and I need your help around here.
1.73sWell, fine, if I can't do the book,
1.6sI'm gonna hurt something you love.
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2.6s(GRUNTING)
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2.27s(COUGHS) You happy now?
1.97sMaybe we should discuss this in the other room.
1.5sI don't like fighting in front of the kids.
1.57sNo, I want to fight in front of the kids.
1.97sI feed off the excitement of an audience.
2.79sPeter, for once, you're going to stay here and help around the house.
2.52sNow, I need you to watch Stewie till I get back.
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1.97sWhoever did this, thank you.
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2.39sAll right, Stewie, since Lois says I got to keep an eye on you,
2.24swe might as well have some father-son time.
2.72sSo I'm gonna measure your penis and then I'm gonna measure my penis,
1.55sand we're gonna see whose is bigger.
1.3sDoesn't really seem fair.
1.53sAll right, let's see what you got.
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1.95sStupid game anyway.
1.3sFEMALE ANNOUNCER: Hey, kids, coming up next,