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3.6sSon of a bitch. I got to spend the rest of the day watching stupid kid shows.
1.53sI'd rather watch paint dry.
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1.25s(SEXY MUSIC PLAYING)
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1.17sNice.
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1.4sWakey, wakey.
2.37sKIDS: Good morning, Mother Maggie.
1.8sHuh, who's this? I like this lady.
2.6sHey, do you think Mother Maggie is married to Father...
1.65sOh, probably not.
8.31sMOTHER MAGGIE: And the unicorn slid down the rainbow to a field of jellybeans where she and the other villagers decided it had been the best day ever.
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1.89sOh, look, it's Pengrove Pig,
2.37sand he's sharing his apples nicely, isn't he?
2.1sLike a champ he is.
7.79sHead, shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes And that's how you make a duck out of an oatmeal container.