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2.24swe might as well have some father-son time.
2.72sSo I'm gonna measure your penis and then I'm gonna measure my penis,
1.55sand we're gonna see whose is bigger.
1.3sDoesn't really seem fair.
1.53sAll right, let's see what you got.
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1.95sStupid game anyway.
1.3sFEMALE ANNOUNCER: Hey, kids, coming up next,
2.8sit's the Jolly Farm Revue marathon.
1.97sNo, no, don't switch it. I want to watch Jolly Farm.
3.6sSon of a bitch. I got to spend the rest of the day watching stupid kid shows.
1.53sI'd rather watch paint dry.
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1.25s(SEXY MUSIC PLAYING)
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1.17sNice.
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1.4sWakey, wakey.
2.37sKIDS: Good morning, Mother Maggie.
1.8sHuh, who's this? I like this lady.
2.6sHey, do you think Mother Maggie is married to Father...
1.65sOh, probably not.
8.31sMOTHER MAGGIE: And the unicorn slid down the rainbow to a field of jellybeans where she and the other villagers decided it had been the best day ever.