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3.77sOkay, kids, it's story time here on Petey's Funhouse.
4.15sToday's story is Lesbian Butts in '80s Jeans.
1.45sOh, that's a classic.
6.02s"Once upon a time, some chick in a leather jacket "in front of me in the parking lot "walked into Home Depot,
2.49s"and her butt looked like this."
1.5sEverybody see this?
2.34sEverybody see how shapeless this is?
3.14sShe walked out of there with a bag of soil on each shoulder.
1.93sNow, before I show you this next one,
3.04shas anyone here ever heard of the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally?
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2.8sI know we have a lot of yuks here on Petey's Funhouse,
2.64sbut one thing that's not fun is a bully.
3.54sNow, how many of you kids out there have ever gotten bullied?
2.39sAw, come on up here and tell us about it, champ.
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1.75sWell, my name is Winston,
3.5sand I'm quite fond of ballet.
3sOne time, I tried out for Little League in my ballet shoes,