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2.64sI've got a guy with a broken back and I'm trying to cheer him up.
2.67sOh, Mr. Homer, anything for a cuckolded boob.
1.77sI mean, a loyal customer.
1.12sWhat are you talking about?
1.15sNothing, nothing.
3.82sIt just seems your wife has an active imagination.
1.8sWhy do you keep talking that way?
3.22sYou'll see when you read your wife's book.
2.67sWell, then maybe I will!
4.75sIf you do, you'll see she lusts for Flanders.
2.74sThat one I got.
4.8sThis is how you talk when you learn English from porno movies.
1.27sI'll have to read Marge's book.
5.77sAnd I swore never to read again after To Kill a Mockingbird gave me no useful advice on killing mockingbirds!
3.24sIt did teach me not to judge a man based on the color of his skin.
2.02sBut what good does that do me?
1.82s(HOMER READING)
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2.72sASHLEY: "The Harpooned Heart by Marge Simpson."
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