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1.98sCan you believe Marge...
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1.53sHomer doesn't know.
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1sMarge.
5.74s(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY) Can you believe that Homer and Marge's marriage is just a sham?
3.07sAll right, I'll order. I'll have a medium pepperoni.
3.7sAnd could you space out the meat so that it spells, "Happy birthday, Moe."
3.07s(SOBBING) Oh, God! I'm alone!
3.84s(SIREN WAILING) Apu, do you still have Krazy Straws?
2.64sI've got a guy with a broken back and I'm trying to cheer him up.
2.67sOh, Mr. Homer, anything for a cuckolded boob.
1.77sI mean, a loyal customer.
1.12sWhat are you talking about?
1.15sNothing, nothing.
3.82sIt just seems your wife has an active imagination.
1.8sWhy do you keep talking that way?
3.22sYou'll see when you read your wife's book.