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4.57sToday only, we'll throw in a free autograph. But wait! There's more!
1.57sHello, this is Tom Clancy.
3.24sWould I say, "If you're hunting for a good read this October,
3.37s"Marge Simpson's book is a clear "and present danger to your free time"?
2.67sHell, no, I wouldn't. What do you mean I just said it?
2.57sIt doesn't count! Hello? Hello?
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3.14sIf Dad ever reads that book, he's gonna be so humiliated.
1.32sHe'll never read it.
1.3sWhat if they make it into a movie?
1.18sHe'll never see it.
2.44sWhat if they parody it on MADtv?
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1.85sWe're doomed!
2.14s(SIREN WAILING) So how much bleach did you drink?
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1.43sNot a talker, eh?
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2.64sI love this book, Marge. Very psychological.
4.34sDr. Marvin Monroe? I haven't seen you in years!
2.07sOh, I've been very sick.