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3.97sNo! Gotta read Marge's book! Can't get distracted!
1.63s"Distracted," that's a funny word.
1.93sDoes anyone ever get "tracted"?
1.97sLet me call the suicide hotline and ask 'em.
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1.58sWell? Well, what?
1.7sDid you read the book?
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1.87sOh. Yes.
1.47sDid you like it?
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1.65sI did.
4.35sOh! That's wonderful. And the characters didn't bother you at all?
3.85sNo. They were all, in their own way, totally awesome.
2.83sAnd you're fine with me trying to get it published?
2.17sAs I've always said, "Publish or perish."
2.9sOh, Homie!
5.14sHOMER: Now for that happy period between the lie and the time it's found out.