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2.4sWhen will father return from his whaling voyage?
3.12sThis family has not seen whale meat for a one month.
4.57sBartaby, Leezakiah, we must be grateful for what we have.
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3.24sFamily, the good Lord has blessed my voyage.
2sBehold his bounty.
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1.53sAnd for you, good wife,
3.54sVirginia's miracle crop, tobacco.
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3.25sOhhh! It has colored my teeth a healthy brown.
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3.5sWas there ever a more perfect husband than you?
3.04s(CAR DOOR SLAMMING) Marge, I'm back.
3.34sOh, Homie, I've had the most exciting day.
2.55sYeah, yeah, yeah. I need some dinner stat.
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2.79sAnd the kids need some CPR lessons.