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1.6sWhoa! Typed.
3.77sIt's really important that you read it and tell me what you think.
1.42sNo problem.
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1.53sOh, 286 pages?
1.53sIt's double-spaced.
1.18sWoo-hoo! I'm halfway through!
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1.93sAll right, "Chapter 1."
1.6sHmm. That makes sense.
2.47s"There once was a girl from Nantucket."
1sGood, good.
2.07s"Her name was Temperance Barrows.
2.03s"And her heart was heavy with feeling.
1.1s"She..."
1.13s(SNORING)
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3.97sNo! Gotta read Marge's book! Can't get distracted!
1.63s"Distracted," that's a funny word.
1.93sDoes anyone ever get "tracted"?
1.97sLet me call the suicide hotline and ask 'em.
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