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3.22sYou'll see when you read your wife's book.
2.67sWell, then maybe I will!
4.75sIf you do, you'll see she lusts for Flanders.
2.74sThat one I got.
4.8sThis is how you talk when you learn English from porno movies.
1.27sI'll have to read Marge's book.
5.77sAnd I swore never to read again after To Kill a Mockingbird gave me no useful advice on killing mockingbirds!
3.24sIt did teach me not to judge a man based on the color of his skin.
2.02sBut what good does that do me?
1.82s(HOMER READING)
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2.72sASHLEY: "The Harpooned Heart by Marge Simpson."
1.23sYour turn, Mary-Kate.
1.8sMARY-KATE: "There once was a girl from Nantucket.
2.34s"Her name was Temperance Barrows.
1.82s"And her heart was heavy with feeling."
1.52sTake it, Ashley.
2.17sASHLEY: "Temperance was trapped in a loveless marriage."