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1.13sEnd of Chapter 1.
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3.22sYeah, when it happens in a book, it's romantic.
1.8sBut when Willie tries to kiss ya,
2.77syou're all pepper spray and fingernails.
3.19s(CLEARS THROAT) Marge Simpson, long-time reader,
1.65sfirst-time stander-upper.
3.62sDid you have any special training to become a writer?
2.87s(SCOFFS) Just a class at the Y. Yale University.
2.09sBut anyone with passion can write.
1.53sAnyone?
3.2sIf I write a book, will they tell me when it comes out?
1.27sWell, they should, yes.
1.42sThen I'll do it!
3.29sI gotta get a job before Marge finds out I was fired.
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1.47sThat's it!
3.57sI'll steal the sign and they'll pay me to make them a new one!
2.59sI'll show you what we do with scammers like you.
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1.18sOkay, here's how it goes.
1.57sBuyers never tell you what they're willing to spend.
1.37sAnd when they talk privately,
1.38swe spy on them through this one-way mirror.
2.38sWe'll clean out those stupid Americans.