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1.58sI'm gonna taunt the PhD's.
1.2sHey, guys.
1.43sI heard an assistant professorship just opened up.
1.18s- (ALL GASPING)
- Oh, yeah?
2sAt the University of... Psych!
1.05sOh.
1.25s(LAUGHING)
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4.24s(GASPING) Esme Delacroix? She wrote To Kiss a Scoundrel.
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2.22s"And they tumbled to the heather,
3.07s"breeches to bustle, crinoline to burlap,
4.5s"their mansion in ashes, their passion aflame."
1.13sEnd of Chapter 1.
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3.22sYeah, when it happens in a book, it's romantic.
1.8sBut when Willie tries to kiss ya,
2.77syou're all pepper spray and fingernails.