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2.74sThat one I got.
4.8sThis is how you talk when you learn English from porno movies.
1.27sI'll have to read Marge's book.
5.77sAnd I swore never to read again after To Kill a Mockingbird gave me no useful advice on killing mockingbirds!
3.24sIt did teach me not to judge a man based on the color of his skin.
2.02sBut what good does that do me?
1.82s(HOMER READING)
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2.72sASHLEY: "The Harpooned Heart by Marge Simpson."
1.23sYour turn, Mary-Kate.
1.8sMARY-KATE: "There once was a girl from Nantucket.
2.34s"Her name was Temperance Barrows.
1.82s"And her heart was heavy with feeling."
1.52sTake it, Ashley.
2.17sASHLEY: "Temperance was trapped in a loveless marriage."
2.99sBummer. I didn't know people were sad in the past.
5.14s"The Harpooned Heart Two. Thunder Down Under. Chapter 1.
4.35s"Temperance Barrows stared at the shrimp on the barbie."
2.37sHow can you write such horrible things about me?
1.93sYou told me you liked it!