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2sWelcome to the third lecture in our series...
2.37son not putting things up your nose.
3.04sPlease welcome Homer Simpson.
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2.44sI am here to give hope to the least of you,
2.62sbecause we all have a crayon up our nose.
2.47sMaybe it's not a crayon made of wax.
2.38sMaybe it's a crayon made of prejudice.
1.77sQuestion.
0.17sYes, Nelson.
0.68sA moron says what?
2.27sNot being a moron, I wouldn't know.
2.14sHowever--
0.47sWhat?
4.07sLadies and gentlemen, I give you your moron.
2.02sHa-ha!
2.59sYou see? It's cool to be smart.
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2.8sSo be like me and use your minds.
2.95sPaint a painting, sing a song and dance a dance.
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2.14sThank you. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts,
2.27swe are canceling art, music and dance.
3.6sPlease evacuate the auditorium before it's bulldozed into a mini-mall.