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3.74sAll right. First item. I lost our life savings in the stock market.
4.54sNow let's move on to the real issue-- Lisa's hogging of the maple syrup.
4.2sWell, maybe if Mom didn't make such dry waffles. There, I said it.
3.37sWell, maybe if you ate some meat, you'd have a natural lubricant.
2.42sYou lost all our money?
2.5sPoint of order. I didn't lose all the money.
1.97sThere was enough left for this cowbell.
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2sDamn you, eBay!
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2.94sI have a great way to solve our money woes.
3.29sYou rent your womb to a rich childless couple.
2.4sIf you agree, signify by getting indignant.
2.74sAre you crazy? I'm not gonna be a surrogate mother.
2.95sCome on, Marge. We're a team.
3.34sIt's "uter-us," not "uter-you."