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1.75sYou and I are
1.4sso awfully different
1.55stoo awfully different
8.87sto ever be pals Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo Your head's as massive as a meteorite oh, Very funny.
14.66sYou have a weenie like a Christmas tree light I bet money you'll marry a honey who's pretty and funny and her name'll be Ted oh, A gay joke.
1.45sI just work with what you give me.
1.82sYou might think we're in synch
12.21sBut we stink as a duo 'Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts And you get a kick out of stroking your-- W-w-whoa! Y-You can't say that on T.V.!
2.95sWe're too different to ever be pals