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1.4sI'm taking you off this plane.
1.37sThink again, Rover.
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3.45sGreat. I'm stuck on a trans-Atlantic flight with a petulant runaway.
1.7sHow could this get any worse?
1.83sYou know what I hate about flying?
3.09sThe peanuts. First of all, you can't get them open.
2.29sWho are they trying to keep out of these things?
2.9sAnd what's the deal with the razor-blade slot in the bathroom?
2.07sAre people actually shaving in there?
1.23sHi, Andy Dick here.
3.3sExcuse me. I've got to get my bag up in the overhead bin here.
2.9sOh! Whoa! no! No! ahh! Ha! Ha!
1.33sWow, that's wacky!
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2.58sThere, now. That wasn't so bad, was it? Did you sleep at all?
0.9sYeah, a little.
1.13sUgh, I couldn't sleep a wink.
1.67sMy pillow smelled like farts.
2.05sBut that's all right, because we're in England.
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0.83suh-oh!
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1.08sWell, I don't get it.
1.47sWhere are England's verdant fields,
1.17sits rosy-rumped maidens,
1.33sand buck-toothed solicitors?