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4.02sWhy don't--Why don't you just sit in the corner, huh? Go on.
2.37sSo, if you're a K.I.S.S. fan, and you live in the Northeast,
3.94scome out for all 5 shows of what we're calling "K.I.S.S.-Stock."
2.03sAw, Hell! The Northeast!
3.54sIt's times like this I curse the fact that we live in French Polynesia.
1.97sNo, Peter, we're in the Northeast.
1.47sWe are?
3.55sAnd K.I.S.S. is coming to the Northeast. That--That means...
1sUm,
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0.9sThat means--
2.6sNo, no, Lois! Don't help me!
2.27sIt means we can do something.
2.47sCome on, Peter. You're almost there.
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1.17sWe can go to K.I.S.S.-Stock!
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1.08sHey, yo, LOIS!
1.5sWhaT?
2.02sI'm packing For K.I.S.S.-Stock and I can't find my favorite underwear.
6.84sYou mean the pair with the rip in the right butt cheek from when you stepped on them pulling them up in that airplane bathroom from when you had the trots?
10.68sNo, No, the pair with the hole in the left butt cheek from when I held it in for 2 hours because it was that extra-long Palm Sunday church sermon and I thought blowing gas would offend Jesus, so I let it go in the vestibule after Mass, and it sounded like Louis Armstrong?