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0.8sA scientist.
0.82sA novelist.
1.47sA Cambridge don.
2.54sOh, What's my future coming from these squalid surroundings?
4.04sGetting into a fight with some dude at the Laundromat because he was hitting on my baby's mama?
1.53sI should be there, not here!
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1.91s
1.2sLondon.
1sHey, Dad?
3.2sCan me and Meg stay up late every night when you're at K.I.S.S.-Stock?
1.42sYou can do whatever you want, son.
1.64sJust don't eat from the candy tree.
3.37sHe's right to caution you. I feed on children.
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1.94sYou don't mind watching Stewie for a few days, do you BriaN?
4.34sNah. Ever since Jolly Farm Revue came on, he's been pretty distracted. It'll be a breeze.
1.82sWell, 'Bye, everyone.
5.66sI can't believe my stupid parents are gonna spend 5 days following stupid old K.I.S.S. around. It's painful.
2.25sNot half as painful as a tire iron upside your head.
0.9sWhat?
1.15sI'll miss you.
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2.64sHey, Stewie, what do you want for lunch?