3.45sGreat. I'm stuck on a trans-Atlantic flight with a petulant runaway.
1.7sHow could this get any worse?
1.83sYou know what I hate about flying?
3.09sThe peanuts. First of all, you can't get them open.
2.29sWho are they trying to keep out of these things?
2.9sAnd what's the deal with the razor-blade slot in the bathroom?
2.07sAre people actually shaving in there?
1.23sHi, Andy Dick here.
3.3sExcuse me. I've got to get my bag up in the overhead bin here.