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2.64sbut I love my family too much to risk their lives.
1.73sCome on, Chris. We're leaving.
0.95sOh, No, you're not!
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2.2sOh, Please don't make me angry, pal.
2.07sYou wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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1.8sAll right, Peter. That's enough!
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1.1sBravo, Peter.
2.07sYou are the Spalding Gray of crap.
3.84speter, Do you know how hard it was to get a reservation at Cheesie Charlie's?
2.15sI had to book it the day of my ultrasound.
2.94sWe'll never find another place in time!
2.22sOh, For once, it was all gonna be so perfect!
1.05sAah!
1.52sCome on, Lois. It'll still be perfect.
4.6sWe'll give him the best birthday ever right here in the safety and comfort of our own home.
1.78sPeter, we've been over this.
1.48sHoney, you won't have to lift a finger.
1.74sI got us a clown, a cake, a petting zoo,
1.6sa big-ass pinata, the works!
1.13sYou got all those things?
0.95sYou bet I did.
1.3sWow.
2.73sEven Cheesie Charlie's doesn't have a petting zoo.
3.17sOk, I'll call the parents and let them know the party's here.