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1.9sand still sexually appealing wife, Lois.
2.84sAh, Yes. We're all set for your little boy's party.
2.6sI understand we're getting a terrific bargain here.
2.37sAbsolutely. The children get to play our games.
2.22sAnd if they win enough tickets, they get a prize.
2.13sI have 13 tickets now. Is that enough?
3.1sOh, Sorry, Timmy. But you need 15 tickets to live.
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1.6sThey also get food, cake,
1.54sand your choice of ice-cream flavors,
2svanilla, strawberry, chocolate, or people.
1.13sWhat was that?
1.25sChocolate. Now, Give me the check.
2.37sHold it! Lois may have had her heart set on this place,
2.64sbut I love my family too much to risk their lives.
1.73sCome on, Chris. We're leaving.
0.95sOh, No, you're not!
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2.2sOh, Please don't make me angry, pal.
2.07sYou wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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1.8sAll right, Peter. That's enough!
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1.1sBravo, Peter.
2.07sYou are the Spalding Gray of crap.
3.84speter, Do you know how hard it was to get a reservation at Cheesie Charlie's?
2.15sI had to book it the day of my ultrasound.
2.94sWe'll never find another place in time!
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