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2.02sWell, Peter, you've only got a couple of hours left.
3.07sIf you're gonna pull a party outta your ass, you'll want to stand up.
2.83sDad My friend Jennifer invited me to hang out with her friends.
1.53sCan I go?
2.1sOh, no. I won't fall for this trick. Did you ask your mother?
0.8sYes.
1.83sOk, then. Have fun, sweetheart.
1.52sThanks, Daddy!
2.15sBrian, Stewie's birthday is gonna suck.
5.17sThe only stuff I could get on such short notice was a cake and that big-ass pinata.
2.17sI sure hope candy comes out of that.
1.87sFace it, Brian. I'm a bad father,
2.57sa lousy husband, and a snappy dresser.
1.6sI'll never be able to face Lois.
1.33sWell, The circus is in town.
1.6sMaybe you could run away and join it.
1.12sThe circus!
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