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1.82sJennifer invited me to a party on Saturday.
1.13sThis Saturday?
2.24sMeg, you can't miss Stewie's first birthday.
1.43sBut Mom--
2.3sMeg, our entire family is going to be here for Stewie's party.
2sAnd that includes you. Understood?
4.2sI can't believe you'd put your family before your own daughter!
1.73sShe's a whiny little runt, isn't she?
1.12s
0.97sI said "runt."
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2.29sI--I don't think I'm in the right place.
3.14sI'm looking for a guy to entertain the kids at my son's birthday.
1.67sOh, Sure. I can do that.
1.4sYou do children's parties?
1.97sYeah. I can do, like, a handstand,
1.7sand some somersaults maybe.
3.62sI can make pretend like the children are little bugs in my web.
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1.52sDo you know your phone number, son?
3.14sThe only way you'll get me to talk is through slow, painful torture.
2.65sAnd I don't think you've got the grapes!
1.88sOh, It sounds like you don't want to go home.
1.05sAre you running away?
2.54sStewart Gilligan Griffin runs from nothing!
2.79sYou know, son, running away never solves anything.