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2.2sMeg and I had a little father-daughter talk.
1.47sWell, it seems to have worked.
3.09sHey I wasn't just blowing smoke when I bought this T-shirt.
2.33sWell, you're the number-one husband, too.
1.77sI know. That's why I bought this T-shirt.
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0.97sWhoops.
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1.07s"Dear Diary...
3.34s"It seems the domestic overseers "are plotting against me.
3.59s"Their plans somehow relate "to the anniversary of my escape from the womb.
4.77s"I'm still haunted by the memories "of how I was incarcerated "in that amniotic Attica.
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2.79s"As I recall, it was every potential man for himself.
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1.72s"I alone had reached the target objective,
4.1s"thanks to the intrepidity "I developed at testicular boot camp.