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2.37sI'm gonna turn water into funk.
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2.03sPeter, the circus is terrific.
2.47sBut it's not just Stewie's birthday.
3.29sWe're also celebrating the day our family became whole.
2.62sToday means nothing if Meg isn't here.
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2.57sMeg, you seem sad. Today's a happy day.
2.04sI know. It's just that...
1.65sWell, I really like that guy over there.
2sBut he doesn't even know I exist.
2.23sHe must think I'm a total dog.
1.95sOh, That is so not true.
0.9sThen what is it?
0.33sHe's a eunuch.
0.91sReally?