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1.83sThanks, Daddy.
1.2sHi, Mom. Bye, Mom.
4.35sWOw, I haven't seen Meg this happy since that bus broke down in front of our house.
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1.5sHi. Can we use your phone?
2.25sHoly crap! It's The Children of the Corn!
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2.2sMeg and I had a little father-daughter talk.
1.47sWell, it seems to have worked.
3.09sHey I wasn't just blowing smoke when I bought this T-shirt.
2.33sWell, you're the number-one husband, too.
1.77sI know. That's why I bought this T-shirt.
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0.97sWhoops.
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1.07s"Dear Diary...
3.34s"It seems the domestic overseers "are plotting against me.
3.59s"Their plans somehow relate "to the anniversary of my escape from the womb.
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