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2.57sMeg, you seem sad. Today's a happy day.
2.04sI know. It's just that...
1.65sWell, I really like that guy over there.
2sBut he doesn't even know I exist.
2.23sHe must think I'm a total dog.
1.95sOh, That is so not true.
0.9sThen what is it?
0.33sHe's a eunuch.
0.91sReally?
2.34sSure. All the guys here have been castrated.
0.87sIt's cool.
1.33sHey, Do you think that girl is hot?
1.57sNo. Me neither.
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1.73sHey, you. Hit me.
3.5sThere. Now, if I can just find a midget with some gin, I'll be in business.
1.25sHey, Where are you off to?
3.34sI gotta make things right for Lois and get this monkey off my back.
2.49sOw! Knock it off! Hey! Hey!
4.07sAll right, men, the man in white is coming to put me back in the womb.
1sToday he comes for me,
3.1sbut tomorrow it could be you or you!
3.05sI offer you the opportunity to join me in glorious battle.
3.1sI know that for some of you, your motor skills are not yet developed.
2.15sSadly, you will be used as decoys.
3.7sBut your children's children will know that you fell for a noble cause.