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1.77sI know. That's why I bought this T-shirt.
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0.97sWhoops.
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1.07s"Dear Diary...
3.34s"It seems the domestic overseers "are plotting against me.
3.59s"Their plans somehow relate "to the anniversary of my escape from the womb.
4.77s"I'm still haunted by the memories "of how I was incarcerated "in that amniotic Attica.
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2.79s"As I recall, it was every potential man for himself.
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1.72s"I alone had reached the target objective,
4.1s"thanks to the intrepidity "I developed at testicular boot camp.
1.9s"But it was a trap!
3.7s"I was imprisoned in that uterine gulag for 9 grueling months."
3sDay 171. I've sprouted another finger,