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2.52sAh. That scrap metal I ordered is here.
1.8sI'm 40% scrap metal.
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5.39sWell, Ben Franklin, my fellow son of liber-tea kettles.
1.73sYes, I've made some new teakettles.
1.8sPerfect for special occasions.
2.89sLike hanging King George in effigy...
4.99sAnd "H" and "I" are monograms you can put on those kettles.
2.24sWhat are you looking at, you British bastards?
1.9sPaul, we talked about this.
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5.89sMr. Revere, we're looking for a counterfeiter who minted these smelly ha'pennies.
2.87sHis name is David Farnsworth.
2.95sFarnsworth? I just hired him for the fall candlestick rush.
1.6sHe's in the foundry this very moment.
0.95s(ALL GASPING)
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2.48sEverybody, take a Franklinator.
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