5.39sWell, Ben Franklin, my fellow son of liber-tea kettles.
1.73sYes, I've made some new teakettles.
1.8sPerfect for special occasions.
2.89sLike hanging King George in effigy...
4.99sAnd "H" and "I" are monograms you can put on those kettles.
2.24sWhat are you looking at, you British bastards?