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1.27sI must speak with you.
4.77s(GRUNTS) I'm looking for the scoundrel who made this.
4.42sIntricate filigree, satanic symbols. Looks like one of mine.
3.35s(GASPS) But no, this is a fake!
3.95sDuh. It says, "Colony of Maffachufetts."
1.85sMore like Taxachufetts.
5.1s(SIGHS) That's just how we print "S"s, you ftupid fhitheads.
3.4sSomeone must have used my press while I was poking around in Charlotte.
2.54sLet's ask my apprentice, David Farnsworth.
2.42s(GASPS) Farnsworth? That's him!
2.42sI call it the Franklinator.