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2.85sYou've got a surprising amount of algae in your beard, Mr. President.
2.47sJust sit still and let the algae-eater do its work.
3.7s(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN) Lay off my trademark mole!
1.2s- Hi, Lars.
2.17sWhatever. I'm heading out to my night job.
4.17sRemember, no loud noise, no head bowling, and no parties,
1.8sor it'll be your ass in a jar.
1.58sI want to go to that museum!
2.1sMan, this place is a snooze.
4.37sHey, Fry, I challenge President Taft here to a pie-eating contest.
1.55sYou're on, skinny.
2.62sSorry, guys. You know the rules. No fun allowed.
2.1sCome on, you pansy! I'm thirsty!
1.9sI want me some Tennessee loopy juice!