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5.09sThe humiliated conspirators were forced to sign the Declaration of Dependence,
3.09sproclaiming British rule forever.
4.17sMeanwhile, a loyal Brit by the name of David Farnsworth,
2.72stracked down the traitor, George Washington,
2.8sand bravely smothered him with his wig.
3.99s(MUFFLED GASPS) Oh, criminy.
8.56sIn gratitude, King George named Farnsworth a duke and granted his family massive landholdings in the colonies.
4.62sBlimey. I've never felt so ashamed to be a Farnsworth.
3.44sWill my lord be returning to his massive landholdings for luncheon?
5.07s(YAWNS) I know we're ladies in waiting, but what are we waiting for?
3.2sHow should I know? Just shut up and wait.