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3.35s(GASPS) But no, this is a fake!
3.95sDuh. It says, "Colony of Maffachufetts."
1.85sMore like Taxachufetts.
5.1s(SIGHS) That's just how we print "S"s, you ftupid fhitheads.
3.4sSomeone must have used my press while I was poking around in Charlotte.
2.54sLet's ask my apprentice, David Farnsworth.
2.42s(GASPS) Farnsworth? That's him!
1.17sArm yourselves!
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2.42sI call it the Franklinator.
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2.65sThe apprentice's suite is empty! He's gone!
2.72sWait. What's that glistening in the chamber pot?
1.23sLet's find out!
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2.39sBender, do you know what a chamber pot is?
1.97sI don't know, and I don't care.
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1.87sA Massachusetts ha'penny?
3.2sProbably fake, too. There's one way to find out.
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1.6sALL: Ew.
1.89sWhat? Bender bit a poo penny.
1.43sBender bit a poo penny.