1.93sAlexander Hamilton of New York,
1.97show say you? Nay.
3.09sJohn Hancock and John Adams of Massachusetts?
0.52sYea!
0.5sYea!
1.3sThe yeas have it.
3.84sOur nation's official joke state shall be New Jersey.
1.45s(KNOCKING AT DOOR) Uh-oh!
3.77s
1.32s
1.93sAh, it is just our new Crock-Pot.
2.57sWatch it, wiggy. I ain't no stinking crock.
3.14sWe'll see about that in five hours.
3.8sHalt! From whence comest thou, one-eyed maiden?
2.14sUh... Ever been to Peru?
1.27sCertainly not.
1.28sI'm from Peru.
1.73sClam up, Founding Fathers.
4.37sWe need help locating the treacherous forger who forged this forgery.