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4.14sall thanks to a nutter known as Wrong-Way Revere.
3.24sThe British are coming by land, by land.
1.84s
2.52sBut we came by sea, we did.
1.95sSurprised the Yanks at Lexington,
3.85sending the rebellion with nary a kipper scuffed.
1.43sScuffed kippers, anyone?
1.88sRight kind of you, mum.
1.85s
5.09sThe humiliated conspirators were forced to sign the Declaration of Dependence,
3.09sproclaiming British rule forever.
4.17sMeanwhile, a loyal Brit by the name of David Farnsworth,
2.72stracked down the traitor, George Washington,
2.8sand bravely smothered him with his wig.
3.99s(MUFFLED GASPS) Oh, criminy.