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3.77sa number of citizens are attempting to jump the gorge with their cars.
1.75sIt's a silent testament...
4.27sto the never-give-up and never-think-things-out spirit of our citizens.
3.37sWith our utter annihilation imminent, our federal government has snapped into action.
3.8sWe go live now via satellite to the floor of the United States Congress.
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2.39sThen it is unanimous.
4.4sWe are going to approve the bill to evacuate the town of Springfield...
2.4s- in the great state of-- - Wait a second.
1.78sI want to tack on a rider to that bill.
3.77sThirty million dollars of taxpayer money to support the perverted arts.
4.15sAll in favor of the amended Springfield/"Prevert" bill?
3.54sBill defeated.
4.92sI've said it before and I'll say it again, democracy simply doesn't work.
2.67sNow over the years, a newsman learns a number of things...
3.57sthat for one reason or another he just cannot report.
3.92sIt doesn't seem to matter now. So the following people are gay.
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