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3.07sSo, sittin' on the bed, eh?
1.4sGet out, Homer.
4.27sLook, I married her, but that is as far as we went.
2.83sWe never ever made whoopee. Or even mouth whoopee.
3.27sHomer, I don't know if I can ever forgive you.
2.47sPlease go away.
0.43sFair enough.
3.64sBut I'm gonna come back with the greatest gift a husband can give his wife--
3.37san annulment from his secret wife.
3.12sMr. Simpson, under Nevada law, bigamy,
2.97sor "Mormon Hold 'Em," is perfectly legal.
2.03sBoth marriages stand.
2.19sBut I only love Marge!
4.62sI hereby order you to take care of both of your wives! Bailiff, ring him!
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4.5sYou can't kick me out. It'll cause a miscount in the census.
2.52sA miscount!
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