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2.08sLet's get started.
1.84sFirst, I'd like to announce that thanks...
2.17sto the magic of Disney Animatronics,
2.49sStrom Thurmond will live another hundred years.
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3.2sTwenty more terms.
3.55sMoving on to new business. What act of unmitigated evil...
1.95sshall the Republican party undertake this week?
3.79sOoh! Ooh, ooh, ooh! You've already done enough, Nader.
1.87sLet's get rid of PBS!
4.19sThose lousy Muppets have been taking food out of my mouth for too long. Hmph!
4.19sI say we crack down on the hippies. Bleh!
4.42sWhat about this dang environment? Back in Texas, we got rid of it.
2.35sAnd it made everyone a lot happier.
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3.17sExcellent. We shall destroy the environment...
2.45sby scrapping every antipollution law.
4.54sNow, Bob Dole will read from the Necronomicon.
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