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1.8sWhere's my cigarettes?
1.87sWe flushed your sin sticks down to hell.
3.72s- Smokers are jokers.
- Smokers are jokers!
2.1sI think I'm gonna throw up.
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2.1sOoh. Who wants to hold Mommy's hair?
1.5sMe! Me! I do!
4.67sHey, Vegas Mom, how long are you gonna stay here?
4.8sOh, I'm not going anywhere. I already unpacked my delicates.
2.7sDoesn't it bother you that you're breaking up our family?
2.94sYou know, I bet you and me could be friends.
2.17sI could show you how to put on makeup.
1.64sI'm eight years old.
1.9sYou could look seven.
4.27sAnd I could teach you to count cards. Eh. I already got a system.
3.25sGeez, Homer. I thought someone with two wives would be happy.
2.3sNo. You're thinking of someone with two knives.
2.35sI gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.
2.37sYeah!
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