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4.47sMy lady's glass is empty, Moe. Bring her another cookies and cream martini.
4.64sNo, honey. This time make it a Sex on the Beach.
3.3sAnd hold the Beach!
2.32sGee, Homer, your new wife is great.
1.93sHer lips look like night crawlers.
2.92sYou know, she can put that mole anywhere on her face.
2sWow.
0.52sTo Amber,
3.7swho proves there are seconds in the buffet of life.
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2.2sOh, my head!
2sAspirin.
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2sRU-486.
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3.09s- Morning, love muffin.
- Who are you?
3.92sI'm your new husband. And that was a wedding night I'll never forget.
2.34sOh, no. We didn't!
1.83sWell, we almost didn't.
3.2sBut you wouldn't take "I can't" for an answer.
4sYou want to give Honest Abe another term in the Oval Office?