2.17sI could show you how to put on makeup.
1.64sI'm eight years old.
1.9sYou could look seven.
4.27sAnd I could teach you to count cards. Eh. I already got a system.
3.25sGeez, Homer. I thought someone with two wives would be happy.
2.3sNo. You're thinking of someone with two knives.
2.35sI gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.