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5.02sDad, remember how you said that going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
2.94sEverything's too damn expensive these days.
2.89sLook at this Bible I just got. Fifteen bucks!
2.64sAnd talk about a preachy book.
2.72sEverybody's a sinner, except for this guy.
3.44sBut now Itchy and Scratchy Land is cutting ticket prices in half.
2.29sCan we go, Dad? Can we, can we, can we?
2.5s- Take it, Lise.
- Can we?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
2.69s- Ask your mother.
- Yea!
2.03sMom, guess what.
2.14sWe're going to Itchy and Scratchy Land.
3.24sNo. I've already planned our vacation.
3.45sWe're going to the Highway 9 Bird Sanctuary.
2.65sI understand they've installed a new bird feeder this year.
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4.97sIt's shaped like a diner, and it's on this really tall pole.
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2.94sMom, Dad! Bart's dead!
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3.67sThat's right! Dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land.