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1.82sThanks, kids.
3sNow we'd like to speak to you seriously for a moment. Yep.
2.87sThis week is the grand opening of Itchy and Scratchy Land,
2.74sthe violentest place on earth.
1.87sAnd to celebrate, for this week only,
2.87swe're cutting ticket prices in half.
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1.72sKids, you heard the cartoon right.
3.4sIf you haven't already run to your parents begging to go, do it now.
1.47sYou won't be missing anything funny.
3.02sI'll just be sitting here reading this grown-ups' newspaper.
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1.52sGo now!
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5.02sDad, remember how you said that going to Itchy and Scratchy Land would be too damned expensive?
2.94sEverything's too damn expensive these days.