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1.95sexcept it's hotter, 'cause I'm involved.
1.58s(ALL CHEERING)
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6.24sI haven't heard such an eloquent speech since Bill Shatner explained why he couldn't pay me back.
1.97sRebuttal, Professor?
3.32sThis $4 coffeepot talks about love,
2.57sbut what he describes is perversion!
3.24sYou wouldn't know perversion if it put clamps on your testicles!
3.27sYou're just jealous, 'cause you've never known true love!
5sOh, no? Back when I was full of piss and vinegar, and my bed wasn't,
5.59sI fell in love with the sweetest girl ever to skip through a field of posies.
1.72sHer name was Eunice,
3.05sand we spent our blissful days working in a lab,
4.69sdeveloping a poison to wipe out that dreadful posy infestation.