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3.39sand Bender stole it, so we'll start with him.
2.39sLadies and gentlemen of the jury, I...
2.27sOops. Sorry, force of habit.
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5.97sI support this proposition because I love a goopy, flesh-and-blood woman,
3.44sand, not surprisingly, she loves me.
4.67sThis is a simple matter of justice, which I'm not normally for.
2.4sSo, please, vote yes.
3.64sAfter all, our love isn't any different from yours,
1.95sexcept it's hotter, 'cause I'm involved.
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6.24sI haven't heard such an eloquent speech since Bill Shatner explained why he couldn't pay me back.
1.97sRebuttal, Professor?
3.32sThis $4 coffeepot talks about love,
2.57sbut what he describes is perversion!
3.24sYou wouldn't know perversion if it put clamps on your testicles!