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3.07sYou're damn right, and before you ask, this is mine, too.
5.34s(BARKING) Tough break, Amy. Are you and Kif getting divorced?
4.24sNo. Technically, we were Fon-Fon-Rus, so we weren't really married.
2.58sWow, the interesting thing about that is...
1.49s(SNORING)
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3.62sSo, Amy, how can I phrase this delicately?
2.75sWhy did Kif dump you like a sack of yesterday's turds?
3.65sHe says I have a thing for bad boys. It's so stupid.
2.67sThe truth is often stupid.
3.94s(COUGHING) Bender, why do you have to be so mean to me?
1.37sShut up, baby, you love it.
1.57sDon't tell me to shut up.
2.52sYou know what happened to the last guy who told me to shut up?
1.17sWhat?
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2.67s(SIGHS) That was great.
1.55sShut up.
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1.33sCome over here.
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3.77sRemember, love between a human and a robot is taboo.